Masturbating for a (virtual) audience

This blog has made a difference to the way I pleasure myself. I'm now more attentive to the details, imagining how I'll describe my exploits for my readers (however many of you there are: I hope more than just my 5 followers! Please do leave comments, just to let me know I'm not writing tales of my self-abuse to an indifferent world...)

This morning I was undecided about what to do. I started off under the shower, caressing my body with my slippery, soapy hands, running them over my breasts and down to my buttocks, teasing my anus briefly before rinsing myself off and deciding that a wet wank wasn’t what I wanted at all. So I got out of the shower, selected a medium-sized bottle of hair product as a makeshift dildo (a nice circumference, small enough to slip in easily but large enough that I know it’s there) and headed for the bedroom, still damp and dripping from the shower. I lay down on the bed, legs spread and knees up, squeezed some moisturiser onto my finger and massaged it into my clit, relishing the slight stinging sensation it produced. I spread the moisturiser further down and plunged the bottle into my depths, in and out, as I played with my clit. Good, but… I still wasn’t satisfied, I wanted something more. So out came old faithful, to vibrate gently against my anal sphincter. I’ve said before that I’m not particularly into anal action, but sometimes it can be fun, and I do like playing with the entrance.
I hope you’re imagining me, naked on the bed, with a bottle up my cunny, old faithful teasing my arse and my good old middle finger stroking my clit, all slippery from the moisturiser and my own juices… what would you like me to do now, I wonder?
What I did do was squeeze some moisturiser on old faithful and slowly, slowly push it into my anus, in and out, a little at a time… clearly I chose the right sized bottle for my cunny as old faithful had no problems in reaching the depths of my rectum, and I teased my clit, bringing myself to the brink of orgasm, then putting everything on hold, playing with my breasts and imagining my virtual audience, before heading back down to give my clitoris what it wanted… and I came, bottle in my cunt, old faithful up my anus, pelvis thrust shuddering up in the air with the strength of my orgasm.