Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Masturbating for a (virtual) audience

This blog has made a difference to the way I pleasure myself. I'm now more attentive to the details, imagining how I'll describe my exploits for my readers (however many of you there are: I hope more than just my 5 followers! Please do leave comments, just to let me know I'm not writing tales of my self-abuse to an indifferent world...)

This morning I was undecided about what to do. I started off under the shower, caressing my body with my slippery, soapy hands, running them over my breasts and down to my buttocks, teasing my anus briefly before rinsing myself off and deciding that a wet wank wasn’t what I wanted at all. So I got out of the shower, selected a medium-sized bottle of hair product as a makeshift dildo (a nice circumference, small enough to slip in easily but large enough that I know it’s there) and headed for the bedroom, still damp and dripping from the shower. I lay down on the bed, legs spread and knees up, squeezed some moisturiser onto my finger and massaged it into my clit, relishing the slight stinging sensation it produced. I spread the moisturiser further down and plunged the bottle into my depths, in and out, as I played with my clit. Good, but… I still wasn’t satisfied, I wanted something more. So out came old faithful, to vibrate gently against my anal sphincter. I’ve said before that I’m not particularly into anal action, but sometimes it can be fun, and I do like playing with the entrance.
I hope you’re imagining me, naked on the bed, with a bottle up my cunny, old faithful teasing my arse and my good old middle finger stroking my clit, all slippery from the moisturiser and my own juices… what would you like me to do now, I wonder?
What I did do was squeeze some moisturiser on old faithful and slowly, slowly push it into my anus, in and out, a little at a time… clearly I chose the right sized bottle for my cunny as old faithful had no problems in reaching the depths of my rectum, and I teased my clit, bringing myself to the brink of orgasm, then putting everything on hold, playing with my breasts and imagining my virtual audience, before heading back down to give my clitoris what it wanted… and I came, bottle in my cunt, old faithful up my anus, pelvis thrust shuddering up in the air with the strength of my orgasm.

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Sex and Song

There are certain songs which just ooze sex, whether explicitly through their lyrics or through a combination of chords or instruments. I’d like to share some of my favourites with you.

S.E.X. – Adam and the Ants
Not one of their greatest songs, in all honesty, but how reassuring, for a spotty teenager whose classmates were all boasting about “who with, and how many times” (to quote another Ant song), to be told that “virginity’s no crime / your body should be yours / and sharing it sublime.” It was to be another couple of years before I shared my body with anyone, but in the meantime I consoled myself with my own middle finger and Adam’s wonderful voice.

Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode
Everything about this song says “sex”. The throbbing bass line, Dave Gahan’s velvety voice caressing the words, the lyrics themselves – “Pick up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer,” the video, shot on a ranch in Spain, with not so much as a bare nipple on display but full of sexual suggestion just the same – just hearing it makes me wet. I believe, all right.

Lay your body down – The Divinyls
The Divinyls are most famous for a song about masturbation – “I touch myself” – but it’s this altogether darker, more sultry number that turns me on. Like Christina, I want to be the mistress of the night, a seductive temptress, making love until dawn with a willing body laid down next to mine.

Do you love me? - Nick Cave
I discovered Nick Cave relatively late, but was immediately hooked by his intensity and dark outlook. Listening to “Do you love me?” I yearn to be another kind of woman – more complicated, more moody, more temperamental, the kind of woman a song like that could be written about. I want to be swept off my feet and worshipped, adored and tormented, made love to by candlelight with Nick whispering fiercely in my ear as the wind howls and the waves crash onto the shoreline.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Porn show

When G. finds a particularly good porn film, he invites me to watch it with him. The latest was a gang bang where one (willing) girl, Bobby, got punished (handcuffs, blindfold, very light whip lashes) and screwed (anal, vaginal, mouth) by several men, with the proceedings being directed by another woman, Princess. Bobby and Princess are both pretty, fresh-faced young brunettes – girl-next-door types.

The film starts with Princess and Bobby on their way to the gang bang, with the ground rules being established: what Bobby is happy to submit to, what she isn’t prepared to do, and her “safe word” so she can stop the action at any time it gets too much. With the rules laid down, Princess ordered Bobby to strip off and put on a blindfold, and they entered the venue, where a group of about twenty men and women were seated in front of a stage, on which there was a bed and various toys and accessories.

As the scene unfolded I spread my legs so that G. could reach up under my skirt and play with my cunt, which was already wet and slippery with anticipation. Princess spread Bobby's legs and proceeded to give her a good fisting, with the camera lingering on how her soft pink tissues stretched around Princess’ hand. G.’s fingers moved in and out of my own cunt, rubbing my clit until I reached my first shuddering orgasm. Princess then invited men from the audience to use Bobby in any way they wished, and slowly they moved in on her, ramming their cocks down her throat one by one and then moving back to drill her cunt and arse, as the other men and women provided verbal encouragement. While Bobby was being screwed in both arse and cunt by two cocks, all while sucking on a third, she begged Princess' permission to come, which was denied. Meanwhile, being under no such restrictions I moved my own clit up and down rhythmically against G.’s finger and came again.

After Bobby herself was finally given permission to come (which she did, hugely, arching her back to an incredible degree and screaming with delight), G. decided a fisting session was in order, and slowly twisted his baby oil-covered hand up into me and in and out… in and out… teasing me, until I trapped his arm between my legs and forced his hand to stay in there, pushing into me, as my own fingers ran over my clit and I came a third time, whimpering with pleasure. Then he pulled out and flipped me over onto my belly, ramming his rock-hard erection up into me, until with a mighty spurt he reached his own long-delayed ejaculation.

Friday, 29 January 2010

Back and ready to go

How lovely to come back to all these comments and new followers! I've been reading Jayne's Master's blog, and it's got me very horny indeed. I don't know how she can stand not coming when she plays with herself: I could never achieve that self-control. Nor would I want to, in all honesty. I love teasing myself but I love coming too much not to give myself that pleasure.

I'm sitting at my desk, fully dressed, and I've just pulled the blind down on the window so my neighbours can't see me (would I want them to? Yes... and no). I've pulled my trousers and knickers down and plunged a finger into my cunny: it's wet and my clit is throbbing. I give myself a quick rub, but inspired by Jayne, I want to draw this out as long as possible.

I've opened my legs and although I had a shower an hour ago, I can still smell the faint odour of my husband's cum from last night, when I masturbated myself to an orgasm as I sat astride his cock. It's turned me on even more.

I'm now teasing myself with a pen, plunging it in and out and rubbing it against my clit. God, that feels good... I'm pressing it up fast against my cervix and jiggling it from side to side, and it's so tempting to come like that, it feels so good! But I'm resisting heroically...

No, it's no good. The urge to come is too strong, and so I let myself go. Who'd've thought so much pleasure could be found in the shaft of a biro?

Monday, 4 January 2010

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

And in my absence I've acquired a new follower, wetwoman! I'm really pleased to have a female follower and have now read wetwoman's own blog with great interest and pleasure.

I haven't masturbated (alone) once since I last posted: we spent the holiday period with my in-laws, so I didn't get much time alone.

I also won't be posting for the next few weeks, as I'm on holiday - but rest assured that I haven't abandoned the blog and will be back at the end of the month.

Friday, 18 December 2009

Going down

There are a lot of guides to cunnilingus out there on the web, but this is the best one I’ve seen – it had me reaching down into my pants to give myself a good seeing to, that’s for sure. There’s a lot more of it at http://www.minou.com/aboutsex/cunnilingus.htm, but here are the salient points:

Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts.
But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled. Approach her pussy slowly.
Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it. Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit. Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit.

I can’t emphasise enough how important this is. Men very rarely do this, in my experience, and OK, although I will come without being teased in this way first, my orgasm is that much more intense if my clit has been made to wait until I’m begging for it.
Personally, I’d also suggest stroking the backs of her knees, the cleft of her buttocks, her inner thighs and her stomach with the lightest possible touch before going in with your mouth – if she’s anything like me, she’ll be shivering with pleasure at this treatment.

Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder.
(Oh yes!) When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Personally, I’d find this a turn off - tongue only for me. But I’m only one woman. Others might like it or love it.

Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!' …
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her pussy. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

Whoever wrote this really knows his (or her) stuff. Speaking from my own experience, the two things men rarely do are 1) tease me enough before going in for the kill, and 2) hang on in there while I’m heaving my cunt up and down. And believe me, there’s nothing so frustrating as being taken to the brink – but not over the edge.

Monday, 14 December 2009


I have only been fisted by 2 people: my husband, G., and me. It was something he’d wanted to do for a long time, and although I was a little nervous, I liked the idea and so one afternoon we went for it, very slowly and using a lot of lubrication (and probably after a bottle of wine or so). And I discovered that I love being fisted.

We don’t do it that often -- like most couples who’ve been living together for a long time, our busy lives and perpetual knackeredness tend to get in the way of sex, so every time it goes the same way: first 2 fingers, then 3, then 4 and finally, slowly and agonisingly, the thumb goes in and he’s pushing up into me, and my cunt is stretching round his knuckles, until now his whole fist is in me and my tormented muscles can finally relax around his wrist. I usually have to get him to stay still like that for a good couple of minutes, to give me time to get used to that incredible fullness that’s on the verge of being unbearable, then slowly he starts pushing in and out, a little at a time, while I play with my clit and beg him to go harder and harder, and I come, wave upon wave of overwhelming sensation, and the whole world is reduced to his fist pounding into my depths, until I collapse in a quivering heap, totally spent.

It’s only after he’s fisted me that I can take - and indeed demand - the entire length of his rather large cock within me as he takes me from behind. With my head down and my arse in the air, as if I were praying to Mecca, he rams it home, fast and furious, until he comes, and I can feel his cock throbbing within me, as it pumps out every last drop of semen.

In comparison, self fisting is a bit of a letdown. I do get off on the idea of doing something like that myself - it makes me feel good and dirty. But there is no denying that I'm physically unable to get my fist deep enough or thrust it fast enough (nor is it really big enough) to give myself such a huge orgasm as G can.

What I would really like would be to fist (and be fisted by) another woman. In fact making love to another woman, which regrettably I have never done, is my overriding sexual ambition. Who knows if I will ever get to carry it out.